Now do you think if they gave us a date for the end of the world, we would actually all be a bit happier?

I know some of you have kids and you know, well done and I am sure the end of the world would seem really terrifying in light of that, but kids are actually a lot more hardy and understanding than you think.

Aside from that, we are all waiting on the sweet release from the horrors of the price of everyday supermarket essentials rising faster than my Instagram following.

Think about it, if they said ‘look, at the end of 2028 it’s all going to end. Spend your money, get fat, try and see a Komodo dragon or the Pyramids. Pack up work, actually have a few meaningful conversations with your parents.’

Yes, we would all miss sending pictures of shit look-a-likes of each other to our friends. But think of all the small talk we wouldn’t have to have.

No taking the bins out.

No more calories

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This show might be about all of this. It’s not written yet. It’s a WIP.

Joey is an accomplished and hilarious comic with a unique take on the everyday. Joey Page’s career so far has been studded with rave reviews (★★★★★ “A leading name in British cult comedy” – ThreeWeeks) award nominations (Best Comedy Perth Fringe, Best Edinburgh show – Brighton Fringe awards, Malcolm Hardy Award) and TV appearances (Never Mind the Buzzcocks BBC, Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy E4) Recently, Joey performed tour support for Laura Smyth, Lloyd Griffith & Rob Beckett.

Tickets £12

Photography by Karla Gowlett

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